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Joke of the Day
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me."
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"I asked a Chinese girl for her number She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I was like ""WOW"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"Before Wallmart existed you had to buy a ticket to see the circus."
"Willie saw some dynamite, Couldn't understand it quite; Curiosity never pays: It rained Willie seven days."
"Reddit Starts with an R and, Ends whit an E. right?"
"Ad in the classifieds: Trade cute Doberman Dog for orthopedic hand."
"I recently learned that the smell of fresh cut grass is the smell plants give if when under duress, and I like that smell... I guess this makes me a sado-*manicurist*"
"My childhood joke Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"
"I'm not judging you, I'm just trying to guess what medications you're on."
"Premature Ejokeulation What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?"