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Joke of the Day
"I'm not judging you, I'm just trying to guess what medications you're on."
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"To all my American friends: Happy hunger games... May the odds be ever in your favor."
"Wanna hear why I love Dorian Gray jokes? cause they never get old"
"Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash."
"What do you call a girl with a unibrow? Cuban"
"Math teacher joke Why do math teachers never get constipated? Because they always work problems out with a pencil."
"All good Dick jokes... are well concocted."
"What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !"
"Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters? He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!"
"she's all ""don't sleep in the nude- what if there's a fire and the fire men come and see you naked"" uh you pretty much described my fantasy"