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Joke of the Day

"Reddit Starts with an R and, Ends whit an E. right?"

"What is brown and sticky? A stick...."

"I was really bad in school. I failed maths so many times, I can't even count."

"What do you call a stupid asshole? Ignoranus"

"Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail? at his P.O. Box"

"I am finally going to be rich someday... I've invested in toilet paper and funeral homes. 'Cause at some point, everyone has to go!"

"Vodka is made from potatoes. Which means once upon a time, someone looked a potato and figured out how to drink it. Genius."

"I think it's about time Taylor Swift wrote a song and called it ""Maybe I am The Problem""."

"What does socialism smell like? It has a Bernie smell."

"Funniest joke 2015 I can't(won't) steal it so here is the original link http://i.imgur.com/asy1AU4.png"