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Joke of the Day

"Don't judge. Maybe I'm conducting a study of the effects of prolonged laziness on a human body. You don't know."

"Why is Jesus gay? Ahhh men"

"It's oddly fitting that most Americans celebrate Presidents' Day by taking the day off and not doing the job they were hired to do."

"Why did the blond not come out of the shower? Because the bottle said to lather, rinse, and repeat."

"Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too. 50% off"

"if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""in jesus name amen"""

"What does Pluto have up on Palestine? At least Pluto exists"

"All I'm saying is there's a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them..."

"2 blondes walk into a building You would think one of them would have seen it"

"How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton."