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Joke of the Day

"19 and 20 got in a fight 21"

"Optimus Prime: so it's settled. I'll be a huge cool truck, Bumblebee you're a camaro. Any questions? [Dan the station wagon raises his hand]"

"What'd the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out"

"Tripped over my friends bra... ..she is always setting booby traps!"

"What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla? A harumble."

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard."

"""I can't wait for the erection!"" - frustrated wives/Asians who love politics."

"What war did a fat person fight in? Viet-nom-nom-nom"

"Did you know you are supposed to pull anal beads out slowly? I didn't... I started the wife up like a f*cking chainsaw."

"Eating food off the floor, taking pills, trying to chase away ghosts? I grew up to be Pac-Man"