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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horny cow? Beef jerky :)"
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"Protip: If a party guest says ""I don't dance"" what he's really telling you is ""make my drinks stronger please""."
"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Change has to come from WITHIN!"
"Did Jesus ever get drunk? I dunno either, but I heard he got hammered once."
"women sure love never chilling the fuck out"
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowomen Snovaries"
"Canadian whiskey is just whiskey that apologizes for your hangover in the morning"
"Hey UK! You're looking great! Have you lost a few pounds?"
"I once dated a girl who owned a parrot. The thing would never shut the f@#K-up! but the parrot was cool though!"
"What's another name for chicken breasts? Chitties"