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Joke of the Day
"""I can't wait for the erection!"" - frustrated wives/Asians who love politics."
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"Have a drink My friend told me to get a beer as I looked like I had a rough day. I looked at him and said ""With your face, you must be an alcoholic."""
"Facebook would be way cooler if it was on t.v. : ""In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11."
"A scuba diver brings a wetsuit to a dry cleaner..."
"My girlfriend told me our safe-word was too easy to forget I said, ""Ok, let's make it 'harder.' """
"(Neighbor, curious): What's wrong with little Timmy? (Mom, sad): He went to Jared."
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
"Did you hear about the writer who brought peace to the Middle East? He had a way with Kurds."
"What's the worst part about giving your dad a blowjob? His dick tastes like your brothers asshole! (ba dum tiss)"
"Did you know Trump nominated a deaf guy to the Presidential cabinet? Congress confirmed him without a hearing."