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Joke of the Day

"Husband: Let's try a different position tonight. Wife: That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

"Hate flying? Try American Airlines. They do too."

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg."

"Did you guys ever prank your passed out friend by putting his hand in a bowl of warm water and then dropping a tiny toaster in it?"

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb.? Three. One to screw it in and the second to take credit for it. And the other to repeat it."

"Why does Reddit have so many reposts? Because you already read-it."

"Why did the plane crash??? The pilot was a load of bread!"

"I think when shit hits the fan you really should rethink why and where you have that fan."

"When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear a women say ""Oh my God, it's huge!"""

"Life has taught me if you go to the store for milk and you're high, you won't buy milk. You will spend half your rent on hot pockets though."