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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg."
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"What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!"
"Oxygen hydrogen sodium sodium Whats my name"
"I mentioned to my friend Hanz that today's the anniversary of the world trade center attacks. ""Nein, 11"" he said."
"The last chapter of every book should just be all the characters acting completely terrified because their world is about to end."
"Researchers found out,... ... after someone finally opened the door."
"I wish I was your math homework Then I'd be hard and you'd do me on the desk."
"Some people are too chipper early in the morning. They don't realize how bad it is for their health.....until I'm choking them"
"Girlfriend told me she wants me to pull her hair , but apparently not while she's driving. Girls are weird."
"Why is it called Armageddon? Because everyone will be *ermahgerd*'n"