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Joke of the Day
"Hate flying? Try American Airlines. They do too."
Next Joke
"What is dementia? I forget"
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired ( )"
"I feel like a battery because I am not included in anything :("
"What does a Russian say before having sex? I'm Putin it in."
"GabeN failed at maths exam... Because he can't count up to 3"
"If girls were dinosaurs they'd be dramasaurus."
"I used to really enjoy smoking cigarettes... but now it tastes like they simply turn to ash in my mouth."
"unlike drugs, twitter addiction won't cost you anything, except your social life"
"""We've isolated the gene for the long, drawn-out sigh!"" -Sighentists"