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Joke of the Day
"How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? No one knows, it's never been done before"
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"CLEARLY CHEATING A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"Woman sends emotional text that's 5 paragraphs long. Man responds with ""k."" Woman spontaneously combusts."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."
"I just tinder matched with a block of cheese."
"Math is sad. It takes hours to try to prove your point, but only one counterexample to destroy everything. Much like my marriage."
"Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers? Because he doesn't work with Vision"
"Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone."
"I just found out that those cows from the Chick-Fil-A commercials teach black people how to text."
"What's the best part about having sex with a gilf? You can finger her and grab her titties with one hand at the same time. ;)"