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Joke of the Day
"Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers? Because he doesn't work with Vision"
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"How many Orthodox Hasidic Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, ya mensch. It's Shabbat."
"What falls first an apple or a black man? An apple because the balackman hangs."
"What do you call a set of computer generated jokes? A comedy subroutine"
"I hope all the friends I've made in the bathroom at 1am are still SO pretty and everything worked out with that boy they were drunk texting"
"Wife lets me be on top..... Last night My wife let me be on top. I fucking love bunk beds."
"Q: Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? A: It was a bit bazaar."
"Tiger, Lance and Tom walk into a cold bar... ""Heaters,"" the bartender cries in frustration, ""I told him to send me heaters!"""
"Pieces of cooked meat have been found on mount Everest recently... The steaks have never been higher."
"My ex talked me into marriage I mean, she was my girlfriend before she became my wife"