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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! Bonus joke: What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef!! Double Bonus: What do you call a cow with one leg stuck in the ground? Steak!!!"

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff ba-dumm-tss"

"What did one plane said to the other plane? Can I crash at your place?"

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend! Badum-Tits!"

"Hannibal Lecter has opened a Turkish resutrant. They only serve Organ Doners"

"Hillary Is Like Francium... Take her *elect*ron away and she won't blow up have of America."

"Why are fish so thin? Because they eat fish!"

"""Are you sexually ac-"" [my doctor looks up at me] [he marks no]"

"Even today this is still the best one I know Obama got elected twice."

"Twitter turns six today. It seems like just yesterday that I spoke to my family."