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Joke of the Day

"I love using those really powerful bathroom hand dryers, because I get to see what it would look like if my hands went skydiving."

"What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother? Yeah mom!"

"I have a dog that can perform magic tricks. i call him Houndini.."

"If it's too cold in a room... Go to the corner, it's 90 degrees!"

"Yo mamas pussy is so nasty... they make you eat it on Fear Factor."

"Spoiler alert: this milk expired five days ago"

"""That'll be $147,382."" - The cab driver after taking Will Smith from Philadelphia to Bel Air."

"I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane"

"For those of you who are a fan of Pokemon How do you get a Charizard on a bus? You pokemon!"

"Who are a fat person's two best friends Ben and Jerry."