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Joke of the Day
"Twitter turns six today. It seems like just yesterday that I spoke to my family."
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"2 Part Fish Joke What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam. What did the fish's friend say when he ran into the wall? Dumb Bass"
"Why don't British people pronounce their T's? They left them in the Boston Harbor"
"My wife suffers from a case of constant halitosis... So I guess it's a good thing I'm hung like a TicTac."
"What do you call a panda that graduates last in its class from medical school? Dr. Bear Li"
"What's Forest Gump's Facebook Password? 1forest1"
"This house is Not going to clean itself. Apparently, I'm not either."
"My wife said sex with me is like a supersoaker water gun! Just two pumps and a squirt!"
"I saw a report that teen pregnancy is falling.... But child obesity is rising. Just proves no one wants to fuck a fatty."
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba-Dum-Tsss"