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Joke of the Day
"Even today this is still the best one I know Obama got elected twice."
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"Knock, Knock. > Who's there? > The secret of Comedy. > The secret of Co.. > (interrupting) TIMING!"
"the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard"
"What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs? A Cairopractor!"
"Comeback Joke * nerds phone rings in class * Cool Guy - awww, was that your mommy? * whole class laughs * Nerd Guy - nope, it was yours. * whole class is silent *"
"I like my women like I like my clothesline. Strung out and tied up."
"Why can Unicorns only be ridden by a adult female virgin? They're both imaginary"
"Sorry we don't serve time travelers here Two time travelers walk into a bar"
"What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 10^23 dollars? A mole-ionaire."
"Wrong Hole! - a love story"