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Joke of the Day

"My Son Is A Genius Mom 1: my son is so smart I swear he's the next Albert Einstein Mom 2: oh really? My son is the next Steven Hawking, he never gets his up off his ass"

"I'm not an elitist. I'm far better than that."

"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions."

"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pump kin."

"So I met this really nice girl at the zoo! She was a keeper."

"Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home? Me: I don't even think about work at work."

"What did the male robot say to the female robot? 1100011010000010001000100101011101111100001011101001101000110011010110100000000110001001101011000001"

"A chinese father tells his 7 year old son he's adopted His son replies: it's ok daddy I learned this in school already! 2 wongs don't make a white."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... No one likes the dark ones, and the more white the others are, the richer they get."

"In a parallel universe, Two bars walk into a man."