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Joke of the Day
"How many republicans does it take to fix a problem? No one knows. It's never happened."
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"Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u"
"Why do priests wear underwear in the shower? They don't like to look down on the unemployed"
"A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3 He says, ""unos, dos..."" *poof* **...he disappeared without a tres.**"
"9gag anyone?"
"A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005 Their marriage really went downhill after that"
"What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea."
"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference."
"""Is that the guy who doesn't know how to use the word poignant?"" Yea shhh he's coming over here THE GUY: hey guys! long time no poignant"
"There's a new study out from the Department of Education... It shows that two thirds of Americans don't understand fractions and the other half don't care."