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Joke of the Day

"I ordered the special at a gay Chinese restaurant... The first course was the cream of summ yun gai"

"My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined."

"I went camping with a bunch of supermodels once. It was pretty in tents."

"I like my men like I like my farts. Wet and old."

"I set my alarm clock 15 minutes fast because I enjoy doing math problems first thing in the morning,"

"A chef was worriEd that he would mess up dessert... Turned out to be a piece of cake!"

"Honk if you are possessed by the vengeful spirit of a goose"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It can't come to you anyway."

"What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around? A Burrithoe"

"If Gravemind from Halo did product placement... We exist / Together now Two corpses / In one grave Burma-Shave"