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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure what gender fluid is... ...but it sounds like it's tough to get out of upholstery."

"HEY PIGS STOP TRYING TO SWALLOW ENTIRE APPLES YOU KEEP DYING"

"When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in."

"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Yeah Cop: Oh ok nevermind"

"Which real-life dictator was the most fun? Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!"

"You can be anyone you want on twitter, so I'm a little surprised so many guys chose ""creepy weird dude."""

"Why will Trump become President? Because of his Trump card."

"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question? [removed]"

"Knock knock Come in Sorry "

"Ugh, I'm still writing 2009 on all my ransom notes"