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Joke of the Day

"What did the left breast say to the right breast?? We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts"

"Love how dog food commercials advertise tastier formulas like that matters when deciding what to buy & feed a pet who eats its own vomit."

"Cancer changes things. If you really love her.. You'll put up with dry-mouth blow jobs."

"Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes? FREEDOM RINGS"

"What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!"

"What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called? The Tu-Wang Clan"

"When my girlfriend dumped me I spent 8 hours making a replica of her house and her on Sims, then burning it down. Easiest way to move on."

"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Craft."

"What do you call a gang of Country musicians jamming the shit out of some good ol' music? A twang-bang"

"Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."