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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a girl named ""Sandy"" Punches someone? Sandy hook."
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"What kind of bees give milk? Boo-bees."
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out."
"What do you call a gay Asian? Caucasian"
"I'm trying to tell a Pokemon joke to my brother but he just doesn't get it. He's a slowbro."
"My plane has an entire high school wrestling team on it, so I imagine we'll crash in a forest & I'll become their King."
"A Scotsman walks into a bar.... There is usually an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman, but they're all still in France :("
"They should make Star Trek toilet paper... ...so you can help wipe Klingons off Uranus. (been a while since this one's been around. Just heard it again today from my 5 year old niece)"
"What sound does a gun made from church seating make? Pew Pew.. Sorry. Just became a father 2 years ago. I have some catching up to do."
"Told by the driver of the bus we were on Driver: so you hear president obama is in the hospital right? Us: no we didnt Driver: he cant stop putin"