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Joke of the Day
"What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride? That's a salt!"
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"Not to brag or anything, but I scored 4 points on flappy bird before my phone mysteriously flung itself across the room"
"Dear axe body spray, Could you Please put a suggested spray size on your deodorant bottles. Best regards, Asphyxiated girls everywhere."
"Good News: The Giant Panda is no longer considered 'Endangered'. Bad News: It's now considered 'Extinct'."
"It's too bad u can't safely fill babies with helium. How cute would that be to look up and see hundreds of floating, chubby, happy, babies."
"What's big, green and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table"
"You eat what? Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who!"
"What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals? He tripped on acid"
"""You break it, you buy it""... Uh, hell no. I break it, I leave it, and awkwardly walkout.."
"What's red and smells like blue paint?... Red paint."