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Joke of the Day

"Two law students walk into a bar. They both failed."

"So, why were they called the dark ages? There were too many knights."

"How do you think the unthinkable? Hit an itheberg."

"What's the difference between light and hard? You can't sleep with a light on"

"The game ""HANGMAN"" teaches our children the valuable lesson about how not being able to figure out an answer can be punishable by death."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chaz ! Chaz who ? Chaz nasty as you wanna be !"

"It's a shame what happened to the Dolphins's parents...... I can't imagine being an Orfin"

"I was walking along a narrow cliff top when... a gorgeous woman was coming from the opposite direction. I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off."

"I've recently been finding myself to be sexually attracted to tall buildings. I guess you could call it a serious Edifice complex."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 left him a note saying ""You're next""."