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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life I'd have *n* dollars"
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"Why do the Romans use more eggs in their omelets than the French? Because the Romans feel that when it comes to eggs, you can't have too many ovum. But in France, they believe that one egg is un ouef."
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