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Joke of the Day
"God is Love... ... But Satan does that thing you like with his tongue."
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"Girls in Thailand are like a box of chocolates Some of them have nuts"
"What's the difference between a Nun in Church and a Nun in the bath One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole."
"Circus stocks are up Because the clowns sure are making a killing."
"What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack? Doughnuts."
"How do you bury a Jew? Dig a really deep hole and throw a penny in it."
"Yesterday I watched the movie Carrrs. Well, it was just Cars, but I pirated it."
"What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg? the spermutations."
"How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"
"Sarcasm : Because life doesn't come with a free ""stay out of jail card"""