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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eye? A FSH"
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"Knock knock... Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (Wait for inevitable groans) Courtesy of my boss, lover of lame jokes."
"Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know."
"I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought Na."
"Shia Labeouf always looks like he's trying to teach math after someone just waved smelling salts under his nose."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate a tit a lot."
"I used to sanitize my son's bottles and Lysol his toys. Then I caught him chewing on the dog's tail."
"Wife: ""I look fat. Tell me something to make me feel better."" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"How can you instantly blind an Asian person? put a steering wheel in front of them"
"Everyone always talks about how great Jesus was... ...because he fed 5000 people with a couple fish and five loaves of bread. But no one ever talks about Hitler. He made 6 million Jews toast."