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Joke of the Day
"What is the first rule of Woman`s fight club? Never tell anyone what are you so mad about"
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"Here at Smith Blarney cremation service we make money the old-fashioned way We urn it."
"Who will win between Obama and Osama in chess? Osama, Obama is missing two towers."
"People are like lottery tickets. You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time."
"What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed? [OC] High humor"
"Miley Cyrus down at the post office lickin all the stamps. Mail lady says they're not even that kind of stamp anymore but Miley doesn't stop"
"What's black and blue and about to hurt someone? Batman thinking about his dead parents."
"Well kids, when a man and woman love each other very much, he erects a monument for her, but in his pants."
"Referring to one's self in the third person is really obnoxious, but you refer to yourself in the second person and it confuses everyone. It's probably why you have no friends."