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Joke of the Day
"Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know."
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"The name Corey is short for Coriander. Coreys will try & tell you it's not but they are lying."
"Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer."
"A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis? her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue."
"""When I was your age, I invented the time machine"" I told my Granddad."
"What is worse then sweat on Olivia Newton John? Come on Eileen"
"What's every spider's dream job? A web designer."
"Me: Hey, I'm here for the playdate. Her: Where's your son? Me: Oh he didn't want to come, but you said Billy had Star Wars Legos so.."
"It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But, once you make one mistake, it's never forgotten."
"When life gives you melons... don't burn the pot roast."