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Joke of the Day
"Regular sex makes your day. Butt sex makes your hole weak."
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"No matter how busy I am at work, I'm never too busy to complain about how busy I am at work."
"Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it."
"[praying in church] Please God let church end early"
"Oh LinkedIn, what juicy tidbits do you have for me today? *raises monocle* Stanley added a skill?! HAHA! That is most delightful! *sips tea*"
"Star Trek joke When the shields are down... Klingon."
"An often overlooked, important skill in dealing with bullies is learning to kick their asses"
"Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup? The Dock!"
"Vladislav? ... .. Baby don't hurt me, Don't hurt me, no more"
"Asked to switch seats. I wanted to switch seats on the plane last week because of a crying baby. The stewardess said no... just because it was my baby"