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Joke of the Day
"Star Trek joke When the shields are down... Klingon."
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"What has two thumbs and got laid last night? My hands."
"Today is the 20th anniversary of the genocide in Rwanda, but first... let me take a selfie."
"What's the capital of Wisconsin? W"
"Why don't native Americans like snow? We don't like anything white on our land."
"Sperm is the best glue Have you ever seen a human being falling apart?"
"Wife: [looking at bank statement] what's this huge charge from Clones R Us? Me: [sends group text to 7 other me's] she's on to us"
"people who back up into parking spots are worse than serial killers"
"I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you,""In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"" ""F**kin' large ones"" is not the correct answer."
"Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."