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Joke of the Day
"An often overlooked, important skill in dealing with bullies is learning to kick their asses"
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"A Chinese couple, Jane and Jack Wong, was killed by the White Walkers but never came back to life .. .. because ""two wongs don't make a wight [1]"" [1] http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Wights"
"Yes, It's true eagles can soar... ...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"Andreas Lubitz. Is the first German pilot to record 150 kills in 70 years."
"Sorry I asked for a rim job... ... it was only tongue in cheek."
"""OMG!!! HeRE LiEs BRiaNnA RiP! :*("" - Tombstones in 2060"
"Why do people never eat clocks?.... Why do people never eat clocks? Because it's really time consuming."
"Autocorrect is like my girlfriend. It always changes what I said to something I didn't mean."
"Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you'll see me doing the worm on the runway"
"What do you call a chicken coop with five doors? A hatchback."