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Joke of the Day

"How long is a short circuit? As long as it takes to ***find*** it!"

"Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt? Some kid wished for more wishes."

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window"

"I went into a book shop and asked for a book about turtles ""Hardback"" said the woman behind the counter ""Yes"" I replied, ""and small heads"""

"I heard you like bad boys she replied: Yeah Well, i'm not trying to impress you or anything But When Disney channel asked me to go their website with parents permission, I didn't ask my parents."

"Don't worry about my probation officer, he just likes to watch."

"Two peanuts walk down the street... one was a salted"

"I got throw out of university for plagiarism... Their words, not mine."

"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! ... I'll see myself out."

"What was the other reindeer's name? Olive. EDIT: Please don't explain and let those suffer who don't understand"