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Joke of the Day
"I got throw out of university for plagiarism... Their words, not mine."
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"When my Girlfriend got pregnant... Everything changed... My name, My Address, My phone number, My email ID Everything....."
"My baby's sick. We used rectal thermometer on him & he didn't even mind. Looks like we might have a little choreographer on our hands."
"I found a cat camping in a game today. What a pussy."
"I'm reading a book about poltergeists. It's a real page turner."
"From a Southwest Airlines employee: ""There may be 50 ways to leave your lover but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."""
"Why did the English majors switch to Spanish? (OC) Too many persuasive esses."
"Saw a hawk swoop down over the highway and fly off with a snake in his mouth and I can't even switch lanes while eating a Twizzler."
"If you're a guy and you shave your legs... you might aswell go all the way and shave your pussy."
"When's sex not work? When it's for play."