76587
Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts walk down the street... one was a salted"
Next Joke
"What do you call a natural blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence."
"3yr old: [whispering] I have a secret ""What it is, sweetie?"" 3: [shouting] I POOPED! ""Do you know what a secret is?"" 3: [whispering] no."
"Girl i heared you like bad boys I don't like bragging but i am so bad that when my mom tells me i can eat only one cookie i eat two!"
"This is Bullshit. Since when is dressing for the job you want, not the job you have considered ""impersonating an officer""?"
"Why do white girls help fight heartburn? Because they're so basic."
"A man goes to the library and asks for the book ""Psycho the Rapist"".. The librarian slaps him and says it's ""Psychotherapist""!"
"opinion - 3.14 = onion"
"Yo mama is like an Arcade Machine ... put the quarters in the Pussy and play with the titties"
"My random thoughts Hmm I usually don't laugh out loud. But I have tried multiple times to laugh my fucking ass off. But it never falls off! :("