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Joke of the Day

"Three logicians go to a bar The waiter asks if they would all like a drink The first responds ""I don't know"" The second responds ""I don't know"" And the third responds ""Yes, why thank you"""

"The banana apologized to the apple. You're very sweet, but I'm sorry I don't find you a**peel**ing [I know this was terrible. I guess this wasn't your taste.](#s)"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down a lane and turned into a field..."

"It's fun to smudge your lipstick and ruffle your hair before you come out of your bosses office, then give your work colleagues a wink."

"An innovative new alternative to ironing your clothes Look shitty"

"I was very naive sexually. My first girlfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months"

"Statistically 9 out 11 Americans won't get this I have nothing to put here..."

"Pilot: Hi folks, I thought it'd be nice to speak to you out here instead of over the intercom. Unrelated, is anyone on board a locksmith?"

"monica lewinsky had one job.... and she sucked at it."

"When people put pics of their vacation on FB I write: I saw fire trucks outside your house but I'm sure you already know, have a great time!"