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Joke of the Day

"Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats."

"How to annoy your children: Me: Don't come in here without knocking Child: Ok *leaves* *knocks* M: Who is it? C: It's me! M: Go away"

"Fell asleep last night with the T.V. off. Was that camping?"

"How do you tell when a woman is having an orgasm? Who cares?"

"What do you call an unconvincing stick insect? Unreali-stick"

"I'm much better at organizing my thoughts on Reddit than I am IRL After all, most of my comments here just have the one point."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"

"Internet, just because I bought shoes from you once doesn't mean I'm going to do it again. You're coming across as desperate."

"What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !"

"Netflix just asked me to rate 'Spy Kids 2' and I clicked ""I haven't seen it"" but I have. I have seen it. A lot."