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Joke of the Day

"Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats."

"Dear investors, I'd like to make a chap stick called ""food court Chinese food."" Please snapchat if interested."

"When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now"

"What do Jewish termites do for Passover? They have a cedar dinner."

"Does Alfred masturbate? ... No he masturwaynes"

"Why did the Native American curse the snow? Because it was white and on his land!"

"A man with a sheep A man goes home with a sheep under his arm and says ""this is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says "" that's not a pig, that's a sheep."" The man says ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"Have your tribal tattoo call my tramp stamp and let's make beautiful, douchey babies together."

"No autocorrect, I don't want to bang a bunch of hot chimps."

"LeBron James should have a gaming channel It would be called ""LeBron Games."""