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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend broke up with me, because she hated me singing Linkin Park songs all the time. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"I submitted ten puns to a contest once hoping to win But no pun in ten did."

"""The more the merrier!"" usually means ""oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh?"""

"Raspberry buy guitar Raspberry take lessons Raspberry answer ad Raspberry show up at drummer's house Raspberry plug in Raspberry Jam"

"Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps? They allways stick their nose in other people's business."

"What's the difference between an arts student and a table? A table can support itself"

"I'm going to post an original joke on r/jokes."

"dude you're gonna need to take me home tonight i can't drive like this ""bro this is hi-c orange lava burst"" iim a lightweight ha ha"

"Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs? In Iraq."

"More like ""Arsey Cola"""