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Joke of the Day
"I bought a guide on the internet on how to be a thief 3 months ago I Haven't received it yet.."
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"French prostitutes in Pakistan come from La'whore Me to friend: What would you like, breast or legs? Friend to me: pussy, pussy and only pussy Me to friend: We are at KFC, not in a whorehouse"
"Do you know what the difference is between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stones song? The Rolling Stones song says ""Hey you, get off of my cloud"". A Scotsman says ""Hey McCloud, get off of my Ewe""."
"I so want to be in a relationship. I want to account for everything I do. Answer to someone when I come home late. And get dragged over the coals for not calling a hundred times a day."
"How does an optometrist make love? Better like this ... or better like this?"
"What did the cookie farmer say? ""I've been raisin' cookies."""
"just so you know the guacamole costs an extra $1.80 plus one of your arms and the soul of your first born child thanks for choosing chipotle"
"The most adventurous I get is visiting Amazon on my Safari."
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. I should have cooked it at Aloha temperature."
"Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Sir Cumference."