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Joke of the Day

"Raspberry buy guitar Raspberry take lessons Raspberry answer ad Raspberry show up at drummer's house Raspberry plug in Raspberry Jam"

"I do this thing where I suddenly become visible to people only when they need me."

"What are the 2 most important holes in the female body? No, you f**king pervert. It's her nostrils. How else could she breathe while giving you a blowjob?"

"Hey dudes with super big muscles, that's not necessary."

"I sure hope skinny jeans are still in fashion. After all the calories I consumed over the holidays that's what all my pants are now."

"Because he always knew what the punchline would be. Why didn't the psychic laugh at any jokes?"

"What did the black kid get for Christmas? My bike"

"Guys I guess October is... Octover"

"Love is like peeing yourself.... everyone can see but only you feel the warmth."

"[trust fall exercise at work] CW: *closes eyes, falls, hits floor* OUCH! WTF?! YOU DIDN'T CATCH ME! M: Sorry, I thought it was optional."