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Joke of the Day

"Raspberry buy guitar Raspberry take lessons Raspberry answer ad Raspberry show up at drummer's house Raspberry plug in Raspberry Jam"

"My dog's frightened to walk across shiny floors and won't eat dog food unless I heat it up. I have a feeling he'd be a flop out in nature."

"A Stupid Boyfriend Thought LOL Meant ""Lots Of Love"". So He Sent This Text To His Girlfriend,""You Are Only Girl Of My Life.......LOL""."

"I'm gonna steal a bunch of Jesus fish off minivans and then put them back three days later."

"Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it!"

"What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator."

"A panic attack is hearing your teens laughing in another room at the same time you can't find your phone."

"What do you call two lesbian Indians (native americans) in a canoe? Fur Traders"

"Sometimes I'm tempted to run into a Gym and tell men which machine they should be using to impress women. It's called an ATM."

"Guns don't avoid critical thinking by leaning on tired aphorisms. People do."