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Joke of the Day
"It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment'. Because she thinks it's a punishmen"
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"Just remembering some of my elementary school days and chuckled when I remembered how sitting ""boy, girl, boy, girl"" used to be a punishment."
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give a man a woman, and he'll teach himself how to fish."
"DUCT TAPE. Turning ""No! no! no!"" into ""Mmm, mmm, mmm."""
"The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is ""Salary is Credited"" "
"Welcome to Facebook. Please choose your category: Comedian, Philosopher, Protester, or Drama Queen."
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"Have you heard the one about the failed Swedish car company? I'd tell it to you, but nobody likes a Saab story."
"It's called ""personal grooming"" as though we might get confused and groom a total stranger."
"A cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremely slow motion."