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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the one about the failed Swedish car company? I'd tell it to you, but nobody likes a Saab story."

"[Request] Not sure if this is the right subreddit I am looking for some funyun jokes, it is for school."

"how do you get a toddled car repaired you get another one for you toddled car get it?? re-paired"

"A dad walks into a room seeing his daughter masterbating with a cucumber. He said: ""I was gonna eat that, now it taste like cucumber"""

"What do you call a bear with no teeth?"

"Did you know that the Queen of England is a casual gamer? From what I hear, she mostly plays Nintendo games. So, would you call this proper use of the royal Wii?"

"Men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide, even though women attempt it more. So men are better at it! \- George Carlin"

"I peed in my friend's beer before giving it to him... I told him, ""urine for a surprise"""

"Guinness book of world records I use to have my dick in the Guinness book of world records, but then the librarian told me I had to leave."

"Granddad once told me there's one requirement for a funny joke... And it's telling it in a funny voice."