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Joke of the Day
"The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is ""Salary is Credited"" "
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"3 mods walk into a bar [deleted]"
"I wanted to tell you a joke about egoists... but I'll keep that one for myself."
"What costs you more the less you spend on it? A divorce lawyer."
"""Ladies, please report immediately to my pants."" - Me, pretending I'm wearing pants."
"I keep hearing this phrase a lot around here: Echo Chamber"
"Pet skunk A buddy of mine has a pet skunk. Sleeps with him and his wife in their bed. I asked about the smell and he said the skunk got used to it, same as he did."
"Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear condoms when having sex with women. Every women wants to be impregnated by Chuck Norris."
"Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."
"I hope you never have to experience the loss of a child. Lotta paperwork."