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Joke of the Day

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"The worst part about eating at Outback is when I don't finish my steak and they hang my picture on the 'Wall of Faggots'."

"My wife left me for my brother My twin brother."

"So a Jewish pedophile walks up to a kid and says ""Hey want to buy some candy?"""

"Sex positions for small penises Fuck! This isn't Google search. How do I delete this post?"

"For what I assume is a gambling channel, BET sure has a lot of black people."

"What's the best part about locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic? Plenty of coat hangers."

"Mom and Dad said I was bad for putting a cell phone in my vagina but I don't know why. I always come when I'm called."

"If there's one good thing about the election of Trump, it's the greatly lowered odds of being attacked by Russia. After all, they're not going to key their own car."

"Toddler: I don't like you. *hits* Adult: I don't like you. *tracks your movements for the rest of your life*"