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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a politician and a computer? logic"
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"Confucius says man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger"
"Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get."
"What do you call a group of black criminals? A ""protest"" apparently."
"""Let's call it a day."" -Guy who invented that word"
"What do you call a wall st. executive that sucks at his job and is obsessed with his ex girlfriend? A broke stalker!"
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon.... and Michael Jackson liked to molest little boys."
"Did I mention ... I can't believe it's nearly Christmas. I once tried to balance a board on two wheels. Did I mention I make terrible segways?"
"What did Consuela say to her boyfriend after he shagged her in the field? Grassy Ass"
"[Chased by cops on foot] *Turns corner and lays DVD of The Notebook on floor* *Cops get lost in Ryan Gosling's eyes* *Makes clean getaway*"