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Joke of the Day

"Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get."

"I raised the alarm at work today... The midgets were furious."

"According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was"

"How many lead trumpets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, he just holds the light bulb up, and the world revolves around him."

"Fight Club, but instead of blowing up all the financial institutions, they reset all twitter follower counts back to zero."

"How do you know if somebody does crossfit? They are probably in better shape than you."

"Interviewer: I don't see a phone # for your reference Me: he is a duck I feed bread to at the park you will have to speak to him directly"

"If you could travel the world with only one person, who would that be? Dora. She has like everything in her backpack."

"I can not stand the new style with hip hop music, they say one word then repeat it a dozen times. It is so freakin annoying and lame lame lame lame lame."

"71-yr-old Jimmy Page is dating a 25-yr-old. The age difference may seem huge now, but it won't be as big a deal when she's 28 and he's dead."