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Joke of the Day

"What did Consuela say to her boyfriend after he shagged her in the field? Grassy Ass"

"My local psychic closed down... ..due to unforeseen circumstances"

"Did you know that the average prom... Did you know that the average prom now costs $1,000 dollars. Actually, it costs $2,000 if you count the abortion."

"What did the man with a 10inch dick have for breakfast? I didn't think you would know, but I had steak and eggs."

"When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there."

"Chuck Norris Some people think the glass is half full. Some people think it is half empty. Chuck Norris sees scotch."

"If FiveGuys had been founded by black people It should have been called ThreeGuys."

"Every morning I run around the block 5 times... ...Then I slide the block back under the bed and go back to sleep"

"My daughter is getting to the age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex... yesterday she asked me: ""Is that all you got?"""

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."