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Joke of the Day

"What do Eric Clapton and Donald Trump have in common? They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd."

"what do you call a french kebab? a body bag."

"What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia? I'm Snowden!"

"""Bob's coming over"" Bob from work or Bob who thinks he's a cop? *knock on door* OPEN UP, POLICE *flushing drugs down toilet* ""Bob from work"""

"I'd be super embarrassed if people saw my google history but only because its all words I should really know how to spell by now"

"What's the Difference Between Being Hungry and Horny? Where you put the cucumber!"

"What do you call Bees that make milk? Boobies I'm so sorry, it's late and my friend just told this joke to me."

"What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A nun falling down stairs"

"Is there a hole in your shoe? No. Then how did you get your foot into it?"

"A man walks into a doctors office A man walks into a doctors office and says Man: ""Doctor, Doctor! I have 5 penises!!"" Doctor: ""That's amazing! How do your pants fit?!"" Man: ""Like a glove."""