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Joke of the Day

"I had sex with a chipotle manager When I was about to lick some guac off her tits she stopped me and says ""You know that's extra, right?"""

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"I tried a new strain of weed... I highly recommend it."
"Whats the longest running Canadian joke? Terry Fox"
"Do you guys dance in the shower too? Today I did the robot! (I short circuited and stared at the wall for 40 minutes, broken)"
"Why is a doctor always calm? He got a lot of patients"
"Some mornings I wake up bitchy... Other mornings I let her sleep."
"I was going to tell you a joke about Alzheimers But I just don't remember it now"
"French bakers hate me... ...I feel their pain."
"what did they call the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again? DJ Vu"
"""im a growing boy"" i announce loudly as i push my way to the front of the buffet line at golden corral"