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"If realigion isn't real then why does it have the word ""real"" in it?"
"launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076"
"Sarah Jessica Parker? Horse."
"Wife:Have you seen the bag of dog treats? Me:*flashback of drunk me eating what I thought was a bag of beef jerky.. No? W: Really? Idiot."
"Have you heard about the new pirate movie? All the producers have Hook Noses #racistdadjoke"
"The groundhog in our town died on Sunday. I can't imagine how long our winter will be now."
"taylor swift: oh my god look at that face you look like my next mistake me [with mouth full of like way too many Doritos]: what"
"How do you make holy water? Boil the *hell* out of it."
"Who was the last President of China? Yes he was."